mood: temporarily amused music: 'pacific coast highway' by sonic youth

A long time ago in a faraway land, there existed a savage ruler. The monstrous Lord Bunny of Esternia. His strength was matched only by his lust for mineral eggs.

Forced to gather these eggs were the fairy people. Deep within the mines, they dug with bare hands and feet searching for them. Until one day they could take no more and rose up against the bunny overlord. Having no arms to fight with, they ripped out their own teeth and bombarded the enemy.

The bunny slain, his chocolate blood flowed into the rivers of milk. The fairies did drink the blood and rejoiced. And chocolate milk was born.

Centuries afterwards the fairies would collect discarded teeth should the dreaded rabbit ever return.

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